Friday, February 13, 2009

Odd laws from Utah

Some Odd laws from Utah

* When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she may marry their cousin.

* No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Odd laws from Massachusetts

Some odd laws from Massachusetts, compiled from all odd sites.

* a woman cannot be on top in sexual activities.
* No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
* Children may smoke but they may not purchase cigarettes.
* Tomato may not be used in the production of clam chowder
* Quakers and witches are banned.
* Bullets may not be used a s currency

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" 

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. 

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. 

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Joke: Medical Samples

Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." 

Finally !

Sunday, January 25, 2009