Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Odd laws from Utah
Some Odd laws from Utah
* When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she may marry their cousin.
* No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
* When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she may marry their cousin.
* No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Odd laws from Massachusetts
Some odd laws from Massachusetts, compiled from all odd sites.
* a woman cannot be on top in sexual activities.
* No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
* Children may smoke but they may not purchase cigarettes.
* Tomato may not be used in the production of clam chowder
* Quakers and witches are banned.
* Bullets may not be used a s currency
* a woman cannot be on top in sexual activities.
* No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
* Children may smoke but they may not purchase cigarettes.
* Tomato may not be used in the production of clam chowder
* Quakers and witches are banned.
* Bullets may not be used a s currency
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Little Johnny
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Joke: Medical Samples
| Need Samples | |
| An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." |
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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